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Wednesday, November 05, 2008
My most desirous Julius. You are the cockroach to my kitchen. Spray me. Do you not realise that if life were a cracker, you would be the cheese? Let me melt you. Your lickable ears are flushed with pinked pleasure my poppet. Do not be shy. Do not weep, but sucumb graciously to the inevitable. Your strokeful stiffnesses frenzy me beyond compare. I would fry ourselves in the oils of delight and batter, batter, batter, my saucy shark! If you were the weety-bix I would be the milk. Let me soak into you slowly. I will stare forlornly at my mail button until it rises, glowing. I am greedy for your slobberings. I am expired and limp with longing. Heed my call! Made me laugh out loud. Get your own love letter! Labels: funny, love letter |
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